Friday Five Again

Back from Wales. Kind of bored. On with the questions.

1. Who is your favourite celebrity?

Dunno.... Barry Norman?

2. Who is your least favourite?

Could be Lowry Turner, for her generic uselessness. Or maybe it's Jack Nicholson.
No, wait. Anne bloody Robinson. Self-righteous bint.

3. Have you ever met or seen any celebrities in real life?

Yep. Barry Norman for one (yay Baz!). Jimmy Hill, Audrey Tautou. People like that.

4. Would you want to be famous? Why or why not?

Maybe. There are certain nice jobs - music, acting, writing, that sort of thing - that make you famous when they're well-paid.
Getting my face in the papers, however, isn't that attractive.

5. If you had to trade places with a celebrity for a day, who would you choose and why?

If skills were no object, Fernando Alonso (to pick a driver out of the air).
If I don't magically get the required abilities, Mr. Benn style, then Steven Soderbergh.