Bandage

By which I mean the state of being in a band. With the Homewreckers due to play a gig under an assumed name (they're barred from the venue), but sanity not really reigning within, I haven't been back to any rehearsals for a while.

However, the planned London-based three-piece is getting more likely. We are (at least at the moment) called Five Chord Trick, and the first song is called Competence Is For Losers -- an in-joke so obscure I think there are only three other people who will get it, none of whom are in the band. Okay, I know only three other people will get it.