"When you're a rich american, vacationing in a third-world paradise, it's good karma to be nice to the local peasants, and it makes everyone notice what a beautiful, caring and open-minded person you are."

Supermodel Personals takes bitchy humour to a new level. Unless it doesn't. I think it's funny, but then I'm exactly the kind of bitter and cynical misanthrope that Simon & Garfunkel sang about in "I Am A Rock".