Belated Friday Five

1. What do you most want to be remembered for?

My contributions to the world of dessert cookery. Also my one-man ascent of Olympus Mons.

2. What quotation best fits your outlook on life?

"Just as believers in a beneficent deity should be haunted by the problem of natural evil, so agnostics, atheists, pessimists and nihilists should be haunted by the problem of friendship, love, beauty, truth, humour, compassion, fun. Never forget the problem of fun." - John Horgan

or, possibly:

"Taxi into town, load up on gin and tonic until everything is slightly slow motion and smile at the prettiest girl you can see." -- Alex James

3. What single achievement are you most proud of in the past year?

This.

4. What about the past ten years?

See above.

5. If you were asked to give a child a single piece of advice to guide them through life, what would you say?

"Never try to eat anything that's bigger than your head."