Joint Custody

Amusing-ish article on cannabis re-classification.

But this is serious, people. Marijuana -- specifically in joint form -- is a gateway drug for the Rizla-challenged. People like me, who can barely make an origami frog (though my paper aeroplanes kick ASS), are forced to move on from marijuana to drugs that, while more dangerous to one's health, are much easier to deal with. Cocaine, speed, our old friend methylenedioxymethamphetamine: none of them require any of this bloody finicky papering and folding and dropping lots of tobacco on the floor.

Goddamn hippies with their specialised controlled subtance related skills. I bet those batik-wearing longhairs couldn't get a paper dart to fly more than twelve metres.