Here's What Happened...

...when I asked ELIZA for careers advice.

Eliza: Hello. I am ELIZA. How can I help you?
You: what career should I pursue?
Eliza: Does that question interest you?
You: what?
Eliza: Does that question interest you?
You: how do you mean?
Eliza: Does that question interest you?
You: don't keep asking me the same thing.
Eliza: What resemblance do you see?
You: to what?
Eliza: Does that question interest you?
You: the question about a career? No, not at all.
Eliza: You are being a bit negative.
You: you're being circumlocutory.
Eliza: How long have you been being circumlocutory?
You: you started it.
Eliza: Oh, i started it.
You: yes.
Eliza: You are sure?
You: trying just answering the question. Some advice. you know.
Eliza: Oh, i know.
You: well, tell me.
Eliza: Can you elaborate on that?
You: No.
Eliza: You are being a bit negative.
You: No, I'm not.
Eliza: You are being a bit negative.
You: That's it, I'm leaving. Goodbye.