The Last Samurai (abridged)

TOM CRUISE
Ken, I have developed a fondness
for your spirituality, honor, and
discipline. Most importantly, I
really like using swords, because
you can cut off heads with them.
Please train me in the ways of the
Samurai, even though I am white, so
that I may display cool fighting
moves in a nonthreatening way to the
white audience.

KEN WATANABE
It's like Kill Bill, but meant to
be taken seriously.

TOM CRUISE
And far less entertaining.

(courtesy of Rod Hilton @The Editing Room)