Sue Grafton Hits X, Brain Explodes
[courtesy of Steve D]
Miss Grafton was found dead in her London apartment earlier this evening. She committed suicide at approximately 5.55pm by shooting herself. Next to her body was a simple note that read:
"I AM NOT WRITING A FUCKING NOVEL ABOUT A XYLOPHONE YOU COCKSUCKERS"
In lieu of flowers, please send dictionaries to the Sue Grafton Foundation, building a world where people can write books about Xerox machines in peace"
Sorry, this has just been in my head for years. But she pulled off Q, I'm sure she can do X.
But what happens when she reaches Z? Rho is for Rhombus? Ka is for Kawaii?
Steve
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